How Silly Little Stories Make Your Email Subscribers Buy More And Stick Around

Right now, one of your subscribers is waiting for the kettle to boil.

And at the same time they're thumbing through their inbox - binning emails with the cold heartedness of a nightclub bouncer.

The "New Winter Range Is Here!" email gets turned away at the door. So does the newsletter with the stock photo of people laughing at a salad.

But every so often, an email gets through.

They open it before the kettle clicks off. They read it to the very end. Occasionally they even smile at their phone like a loon...

And then they go and buy something.

That's the email I want you sending.

And that's what you get with our Loyalty Emails:

Story emails for your business with so much charm, humour and personality. People actually like to read them.

They use the oldest trick in the book. (The same one that's kept humans hooked on everything from campfire tales to the bloke down the pub who’s "gotta tell you this one.") Storytelling.

But with a twist.

Every story quietly walks your reader towards your business. So by the time they reach the end. They like you a bit more and are in the mood to buy from you.

Read on and I'll show you how it works.

It won't take long. About 4 minutes and 12 seconds. Less if you skip the bit about my car. Don't skip the bit about my car.

Your subscribers haven't left. They've just stopped listening

You did the hard bit.

You got people to give you their email address, which these days is about as easy as getting a hungry cat to sit for a portrait.

Then you started emailing them offers... updates... the odd "we've missed you!"

And they stopped opening.

They haven't unsubscribed, mind you.

They're still there, technically on your list. In the same way that old exercise bike is technically "in use" because you hang shirts on it.

Every one of those quiet subscribers is a customer you worked hard to get. And you're slowly losing them.

Not because they dislike you.

Because your emails look exactly like everyone else's. And everyone else's are a bit dull.

Loyalty Emails fixes that...

You won't have to become a writer.
You won't have to sit there hoping AI comes up with something.
You won't have to spend Sunday evenings staring at a blinking cursor, wondering how to make your product sound exciting.
You won't have to shout "sale!" every week until your profit margins quietly WEEP in a corner.

And it still works even if you think your business is boring.

Even if you'd rather do your tax return than write a paragraph.

Even if your list is on the small side and you've half convinced yourself email "doesn't work for businesses like mine."

No more fretting over what to write in your marketing emails

You probably don't want to spend ages learning how to turn a trip to the dentist into an email that sells your products/services.

(It can be done. It's just a slightly odd way to spend your days or evenings.)

Yet with these emails you get an easy way to build such loyalty that people choose you. And not even consider the cheaper competitor down the road.

Put simply.

Loyalty Emails gives you story emails your subscribers will genuinely enjoy reading.

And that means more of them open, more of them buy, and more of them stick around.

All without you writing a single story yourself.

What you decide to do will make your life easier or...

Leave you at the mercy of algorithms, big tech and AI.

Because the truth is.

Your email list is the one bit of your marketing you actually own:

Social media platforms can change the rules overnight (hiding your posts from the very people who followed you).

Ad prices go up whenever they fancy (making it harder to reach new customers).

AI is giving people answers (so less people are clicking through to read your content).

But your list is yours.

And an email list full of people who enjoy hearing from you. Is about as close to a reliable sales tap as a business gets.

An email list full of people who ignore you, on the other hand, is just a very long spreadsheet.

The bit that makes Loyalty Emails different

Plenty of people will sell you email templates. Or the AI email fantasy.

Most of them read like an army sergeant-major wrote them. Not funny. To the point. Just information.

Or they use clichés and unnatural sounding sentences.

The emails we give you have charm, humour, personality and a story. And that's precisely why people read them.

And you can use them even if you have no time, no writing confidence, and no desire whatsoever to learn what a "narrative hook" is.

With Loyalty Emails you get ready-to-send STORY emails. So you get a finished email in your hands instead of fretting for hours over what to write.

Here's the deal

Instead of shouting about your product.

Loyalty Emails make people glad you showed up in their inbox at all. The selling happens almost as a side effect.

A bit like how you only went into the garden centre for compost and came out with a lemon tree.

And because most business marketing emails sound like a brochure that's learned to type.

Your emails read like they came from an actual human with a pulse and a sense of humour.

Which, I'm assuming, you are.

This all helps build a relationship with your readers first. So the selling feels natural and buying the obvious next step.

So how much is it?

It depends on what you need. Because every business is different.

A business that wants a couple of emails a month. Needs something quite different from one that wants to email its list every day.

So we'll first look at your business to see if we can help you. If we can I'll put together something that suits your business.

It's not a one price fits all businesses. You pay for what you need. Rather than for add-ons you never use.

I think that's the fairest way.

Yes, I'd like emails people want to open, read and buy from

A word of warning

Every week you wait is another week of emails getting binned before the kettle boils.

And even if try writing these yourself. You'll probably make mistakes:

You'll tell a lovely story and then panic and tack "Everything Must Go!" onto the end. Thereby ruining the mood like someone switching the big light on at a dinner party.

You'll make the story too long.

You'll forget to link the story back to your business, and your readers will finish it charmed and confused in equal measure.

Making those mistakes is how you learn.

But you don't have to make them, because Loyalty Emails does the hard part for you.

Your subscribers are already there.

They signed up because, at some point, they were interested in you. Let's give them a reason to remember why.

Yes, I want Loyalty Emails

Still unsure if you should try this?

Consider what you get:

A n easier way to sell to your list, without sounding like a market trader with a megaphone.
Emails your subscribers open on purpose, rather than by accident while trying to delete them.
Readers who start to feel like regulars, the sort who stay loyal even when someone else is cheaper.

Plus you get guaranteed results. Or your money back

"We're doing WHAT!"

That was the desperate cry from Normie (our numbers cruncher).

The reason for his despair:

Our 100% Money Back Guarantee protects you completely.

Because if you don't feel our service is helping you...

...and you're the sole judge of that.

Simply email us and you'll get a prompt, courteous, 100% full refund.

In other words... you risk absolutely nothing.

(Normie is sobbing like a kid on the naughty step as this is being written.)

So why do we do this?

Because...

We believe we shouldn't get paid if our system doesn't work for you.

Yes a few businesses will probably try to xxxx us. And we'll post a Cheaters Board on the site if any do.

But the majority of businesses aren't like that. So we give you a guarantee where you can't lose.

Ready to send emails people actually want to read

Your subscribers are already there. They signed up because, at some point, they were interested in you.

Let's give them a reason to remember why.